Stocking Stuffers for Kinky Christmas
Ho, ho, ho! anniebear the elf, assistant to Santa Dexx here to offer some naughty stocking stuffers, just in time for the holidays! Don’t tell me I didn’t warn you if your Top/Dominant happens to read this and buys these torture pleasure devices for a happy new year! We know it’s for your own good ☺ You can also get 10% off each of these items by clicking the link and using “kinkweekly” at checkout.
I present to you my top five picks for a very kinky Christmas:
1. BEGINNER HOG TIE SYSTEM
I’m a big fan of being bound! While a hog tie is not for the weak (make sure to test flexibility and range of motion prior to attempting for safety!), it gets the job done by entirely immobilizing your willing victim. The ingenious center connector is the perfect way to detain and torture. This is a great substitute if you’re not an expert rope rigger.
2. LOCKING STEEL FEMALE CHASTITY BELT
Though it won’t fit in a stocking, I couldn’t leave this beauty off of the list. Dexx surprised me with one of these…and by surprised I mean I was horrified, humiliated, and turned on. Like the chastity belts of centuries past, this modern day version is sure to keep your pet in check. No way to let fingers wander and permission must be asked before being able to use the restroom. The sky is the limit! It comes in sizes small-large and has a rubber trim for “comfort.” Have no fear, there is a version for men as well! We don’t want anyone to feel left out!
3. OPEN MOUTH GAG
I’m a big fan of this style of gag. If you have a bottom who is worried about suffocation or someone who is not used to gags, this is a great compromise. It also has the added bonus of creating an excess of drool (you know, if you’re into that) because of the open front. I also prefer this style as opposed to a spider gag because they look scary. Remember to use alternative forms of safe “words” when your partner is unable to talk such as hand signals.
4. MIGHTY MAGNETIC ORBS
All I can say is ouch! These guys pack a punch. Anything that can hold itself onto your nipples with the power of magnets is not going to feel like a massage-though legend has it, there are masochists out there who thoroughly enjoy this sensation and have a much higher pain threshold than this little brat. These are super for nipple torture punishment and are so darn cute and cozy that they’ll slide right into that stocking.
5. HEART TIP CROP
I’m in love! Personally, I think this crop is suitable for all sexual orientations. Who wouldn’t want to leave little love marks all over their partners behind? This crop is perfect for beginners or advanced players as the striking distance and weight can be easily adjusted depending on your partner’s experience and comfort level. You’ll need to trick wrap this stocking stuffer so the surprise doesn’t get spoiled. Or blindfold your partner and surprise them Christmas morning with some love whacks!
Any of these naughty presents can be yours and more at Edge Play Gear. Make sure to use “kinkweekly” at checkout for 10% off. Our present to you!