Top Ten Things I Learned at DomCon 2016

Now that DomCon is over, those of us that attended are kind of “bondaged-out.” So instead of offering my typical seven hundred word BDSM article, I thought it was time for a lighter take on the world of kink. Thus, “Top Ten Things I Learned At DomCon” — a ridiculous, politically incorrect list that probably makes no sense. (Thanks to David Letterman – a Dom!) Feel free to add to it!

1. Being a fetish photographer is better than being President of the United States.
2. Donald Trump, a sub in real life, was a no-show. Or in disguise.
3. Latex clad Dommes always look the hottest. This never changes.
4. All the Dominants staying at the hotel were on the top floors.
5. All the submissives roomed on the bottom floors.
6. The service slaves were in rooms next to the ice/vending machines.
7. Cross dressing has nothing to do with the Catholic Church.
8. Not one Dom arrived by helicopter.
9. There’s no betting on the DomCon Pony Show.
10. Conrad Hilton is spinning in his grave!

The Kink Weekly crew met a lot of lifestylers and had a blast. For those of you who missed the convention, we’ll be posting a full recap in next week’s issue.

See you next year!

By BaadMaster
After a ten year run as head writer for the legendary bondage.com, and an equally long run as the host of the hit internet show “Baadmaster’s Dungeon,” we are pleased to welcome the one and only Baadmaster to KinkWeekly. His thoughts about all things BDSM will now appear regularly on these pages. From the mental aspects of D/s to the nuts and bolts of S&M play, Baadmaster will cover every facet of this ever expanding lifestyle.