What better way to celebrate twenty years as a self-proclaimed professional villain than by holding a party in a dungeon! The Villains Ball at Threshold in Los Angeles hosted by Tim Woodman a.k.a ProVillain of the adult entertainment world was a gathering of some of the best of the kink adult industry. I was flying solo as Dexx was out of town and I was definitely worried that I would be carried away by a villain in attendance! Having played a damsel in distress for most of my life, I only struggled briefly with what to wear to such an event. My trusty girl scout costume it is! But have no fear, upon arrival I met up with Phi our Kink Weekly erotica writer to protect me…or at least be a partner in crime to the festivities.
I arrived early to assist in any of the necessary preparations. Luckily I was tasked with sharpening pencils in the school room *swoon.* The evening began with mixing and mingling with some beautiful models and adult actresses including Jewell Marceau, Cupcake Sinclair, Caroline Pierce and Tim’s life partner Ms. Emily just to name a few. The latex was on and heels were high! There were many villains as well including the man of the evening Tim Woodman. I also ran into Max Candy and we snapped a quick picture in the photobooth. As you can see, I nearly escaped with my life. The food was decadent and plenty as well as bubbly apple cider.
We were treated to a highlight reel of some of Tim Woodman’s finest moments in film; a montage of him capturing women and subjecting them to all number of debauchery and torture. We even played a game to see who could name the highest number of adult stars as well as the number of times Threshold appeared in his films. I clearly needed to brush up on my kinky porn watching because my number was way off the mark! The prize was a poster containing some of the best quotes from twitter about villains. Hilarious!
Another highly anticipated guest of honor arrived, Darla Crane, Tim’s mentor and main reason for his career in the industry. Tim presented handsomely engraved knives to all guests of honor and fellow stars. After the festivities, the play party began! I didn’t have anything lined up, but ran into a friend from another party Ivy5. I was lucky enough to be on the receiving end of her handy rope work and even have photos to prove it (with the approval of the dungeon monitor of course).
It was a lovely evening, the crowd differing from the usual folks I see frequenting the dungeons so it was a fun change of pace. I hope Tim plans on having another Villains Ball in the future!
Tim Woodman says
You guys I LOVED putting this on and am deeply honored by all the people who attended. Long Live Evil!
Count Boogie says
Annibear had lollipops instead of cookies with her girlscout-fit…but we didn’t care…she’s just too fucking pretty to care…lust lust lust…perv perv perv.
Congrats to a fellow scoundrel for 20 years and going, villianizing and kink-afying damsels!
Actually the posters are part of the text from his profile on Fetlife. It ends:
He is… THE MOST INTERESTING VILLAIN IN THE WORLD.
“I don’t always drink tequila, but… wait, yes I do.”
“Stay Evil, my friends.”
I almost brought the tequila, next time I think I will.
I like the idea of a villains ball-let all the bad guys come out to play, lol