Five Kinky Toys for My X-Mas Vacation

I’m taking anniebear to Mexico for five nights over the Christmas holiday. So as I pack, I thought I’d share with you the five toys that are getting packed in the suitcase to keep us entertained. Sneak preview – I found some pretty unique new toys at Edgeplay Gear that I’ll be test driving. If you want to snag some for yourself, don’t forget to enter promo code “kinkweekly” during checkout to get a 10% discount.

Cat Claw Skin Scratcher

The great thing about this is that it can be used for very different effects. Stroke it lightly along the skin and you have some incredible sensation play on your hands (literally). It causes the whole body to tingle and draws the bottom into a state of warm fluffy desire and anticipation. Pull a little harder along the skin and they will know you mean business as it becomes a scratchy painful sensation. Push hard enough again and you could draw blood – so make sure to keep it sterilized and only do that if you have negotiated it for your play. Can also produce some interesting sensations with a poking motion instead of scratching. Bonus effects when used on pink sensitive areas.

Hands up! Suction cups

It’s bondage Jim, but not as we know it. If you fancy having your lover helpless at your mercy in the shower, then look no further. The great thing about shower bondage is that all those dirty, messy things you wanted to do but didn’t want to ruin the sheets suddenly become so much more appealing. Like smearing her in peanut butter, for instance. Or dousing her in olive oil and yourself in balsamic and making sweet, sweet vinaigrette. Too weird? Ok fine, just turn the shower on her and alternate between hot and cold until she begs you to do whatever you want her to beg you to do.

Lead them by the nose shackle and leash kit

Did somebody say nose play? No really, did somebody say that? No – it was just me… oh, ok. Well, there’s something particularly humbling about a submissive being led by her (or indeed his) nose. I can’t quite put my finger on it, but it’s at least a little bit piggy-ish, don’t you think? Put her in a loose hog tie and make her squirm around and make oinking noises, perhaps. Add some drinking from a trough, and some rolling around in the mud, and you’ve got yourself a pretty damn awesome pet play scene. Simultaneous bacon frying optional.

Forced Orgasm Belt

OK, so the premise here is pretty simple. The hitachi gets held right on the subject’s fun bits. The powerful vibrations wash over them as their pesky arms and legs are suitably restrained. Helpless to resist, an orgasm builds, and builds, and arrives! Moans, screams, curling toes… But the vibration doesn’t stop. Damn, make it stop, it’s so sensitive… ahh, ahh…. Ohhhh. And then it starts to build again. Another orgasm, how can this be?

And so on, orgasm after orgasm, punctuated with the agony of post-orgasm vibration torture in between.

The great thing is that, once the Dom has set this up and switched it on, very little effort is required. So you can focus your efforts on kissing, or caressing, or heck – maybe a little pain to accompany that pleasure. Or you can just blindfold her and sit back and enjoy the view. And let’s face it, with this particular toy, the sub pretty much has to be a “her”.

Stainless Steel Lips and tongue press

No… F-ing… way. I’m still processing this thing. Is it really what it appears to be? Is it devious, maniacal, diabolical? Ingenious, incredible, amazing?

OK, I’m going to be honest now. Of all of the toys I’m writing about, I haven’t actually tried this one yet. But I stumbled across it online and sat gaping in awe, trying to decipher the fleshy protrusions – what was lips, what was tongue? Made of pure metal and dominance, this is an object of awe and alien beauty.

I can only imagine the special brand of gag-talk that this bad boy will produce.

anniebear had better watch out, because a jolly fat man in a UPS sleigh just delivered this and it has her name written all over it.

Writer, photographer, hedonist, Dom. After years of at-home BDSM, Dexx finally embraced the kink community and met many fantastic fellow kinksters in the scene. Along the way, it occurred to him that it would be just super if there was a magazine-style web site which catered to people interested in BDSM, and he recruited some of his friends to help create it.